Dwight K. Schrute Quote #432
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Crime Aid
Phyllis: I have my hug.
Michael Scott: Well, Phyllis, nobody really wants a hug, so.
Bob Vance: I'll bid on a hug.
Michael Scott: She's your wife, you idiot.
Bob Vance: $100.
David: 200.
Michael Scott: Uh, what the hell is happening?
Andy: 250.
Angela: What are you doing?
Andy: I need a hug, unless you're gonna give me one.
Angela: Not here.
Bob Vance: 300.
Michael Scott: 300. We have 300. 300 going once, 300 going twice.
Dwight K. Schrute: 300 and one penny.
The Office Quotes
‘Crime Aid’ Quotes
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: To recoup their losses, I am planning a little charity auction. Where people from all over Scranton can come and bid on our goods and services. I'm calling it Crime Aid. It's like Farm Aid. But instead of farms fighting against AIDS, it is us fighting against our own poverty.
Quote from Creed
Creed: Nobody steals from Creed Bratton and gets away with it. The last person to do this disappeared. His name? Creed Bratton.
Quote from Darryl
Darryl: Mike gave me a list of his top ten Springsteen songs. Three of them were Huey Lewis and the News. One was Tracy Chapman, Fast Car. And my personal favorite, Short People.