Dwight K. Schrute Quote #1306

Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Crime Aid

Dwight K. Schrute: Get in.
Phyllis: Where are we going?
Dwight K. Schrute: I know she loves me, Phyllis. I am sure of it. She practically told me so.
Phyllis: Then you need to give her an ultimatum. Tell her she needs to make a choice. You or Andy. If she picks you, great. If not, you can move on.
Dwight K. Schrute: Are you sure that's gonna work?
Phyllis: It did when Bob said I had to stop talking to my sister on the phone so much. Wait, this isn't our floor... [elevator doors close] Dwight?

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