Jim Quote #246

Quote from Jim in Business Ethics

Pam: [on the phone] Come on, it won't be that bad.
Jim: Okay? You know what? Here we go. Uh. Everybody, just wanted to make an announcement. Pam and I are engaged.
Pam: [on speaker phone] Hi, everyone!
Oscar: I thought you were already engaged.
Jim: Nope.
Angela: That was Roy. She was engaged to Roy.
Jim: Thank you, Angela.
Kevin: I got a gift for Pam and Roy. Do I have to get another one?
Jim: Yes.
Andy: A little close to my engagement there, Tuna. What's your game here?
Jim: To get married.
Dwight K. Schrute: She's not a virgin, you know.
Pam: Wow.

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