Michael Scott Quote #770
Quote from Michael Scott in Product Recall
Michael Scott: I have invited Barbara Allen, one of our oldest clients, to come in here and meet with me for a personal apology. The press wants a story? I will give them a story.
Jim: Oh, did the press ask for a story?
Michael Scott: Here is your headline, "Scranton Area Paper Company Dunder Mifflin Apologizes to Valued Client." "Some Companies Still Know How Business is Done." Okay? Battle stations, everybody! Let's go! Go! Go, go, go, go, go!
The Office Quotes
‘Product Recall’ Quotes
Quote from Jim
[Jim arrives for work wearing glasses, a side-parting hair cut, and a pale yellow shirt:]
Jim: It's kind of blurry. That's better. Question, what kind of bear is best?
Dwight K. Schrute: That's a ridiculous question.
Jim: False. Black bear.
Dwight K. Schrute: Well, that's debatable. There are basically two schools of thought.
Jim: Fact, bears eat beets. Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.
Dwight K. Schrute: Bears do not- What is going on? What are you doing?
[aside to camera:]
Jim: Last week, I was in a drug store and I saw these glasses. Four dollars. And it only cost me $7 to recreate the rest of the ensemble and that's a grand total of $11.
[back:]
Dwight K. Schrute: You know what? Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery. So I thank you. Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year!
Jim: Michael!
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, that's funny. Michael!
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: I grew up on a farm. I have seen animals having sex in every position imaginable. Goat on chicken. Chicken on goat. Couple of chickens doing a goat. Couple of pigs watching. Whoever drew this got it exactly right.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: First rule in roadside beet sales, put the most attractive beets on top. The ones that make you pull the car over and go, "Wow. I need this beet right now." Those are the money beets.