Dwight K. Schrute Quote #236
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Back from Vacation
Jim: All right, let's get started. Oh, first off, we're supposed to be pushing card stock this week. So, let's push card stock this week. Uh, also- What is this?
Dwight K. Schrute: Tape recorder.
Jim: For what?
Dwight K. Schrute: For recording. Michael is on vacation and he has asked me to record all meetings and to type up the transcripts.
The Office Quotes
‘Back from Vacation’ Quotes
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: Inventory is boring. In the islands, they don't make you do stuff like take inventory. Why do you think so many businesses move to the Caymans?
Quote from Jim
Jim: Karen, any news from that law firm?
Karen: Yeah, the deal closed yesterday. It's a six-month commitment.
Jim: Oh, my God! Dwight, what are you doing?
Dwight K. Schrute: What?
Jim: You're not allowed to take off your pants in the middle of the office.
Dwight K. Schrute: I'm not.
Jim: Dwight, you know what, just back off, okay? That's making me uncomfortable. This is sexual harassment, by the way. Oh, my God, he's got a knife!
Dwight K. Schrute: I do not have a knife.
Jim: No. Let the record show that Dwight K. Schrute is now completely nude and is holding a plastic knife to Stanley's neck?
Dwight K. Schrute: Let the record show that Jim Halpert is a liar!
Jim: Dwight Schrute is now wearing a baby's bonnet.
Dwight K. Schrute: I am not.
Quote from Karen
Karen: Dwight, what is that on your stomach? Is that a Muppet Babies tattoo?
Jim: Oh, my God, Karen, you're right. That is Animal from the Muppet Babies.
Dwight K. Schrute: You can't see my stomach.