Michael Scott Quote #470
Quote from Michael Scott in Gay Witch Hunt
Jan: You know, it's amazing to me that in this day and age, you can be so obtuse about sexual orientation.
Michael Scott: I watch The L Word, okay?
Jan: Good. Good.
Michael Scott: I watch Queer as [beep] so...
Jan: That's not what it's called.
Toby: Okay, Michael, are you aware that you outed Oscar today?
Michael Scott: What? What does that even-
Jan: Coming out is a significant moment for a gay person. And they should be allowed to select the timing and manner of announcing it.
Michael Scott: Well, gay pride, right? Gay pride parade. It's not, like, gay shame festival.
The Office Quotes
‘Gay Witch Hunt’ Quotes
Quote from Andy
Andy: Big Tuna is a super ambitious guy. You know, cut your throat to get ahead type of guy. But, I mean, I'm not threatened by him. I went to Cornell. You ever heard of it? I graduated in four years, I never studied once, I was drunk the whole time and I sang in the a cappella group Here Comes Treble.
Quote from Oscar
Oscar: I was going to quit, but Jan offered me a three-month, paid vacation and a company car. All I had to do was sign something saying I won't sue. Gil and I are going to Europe. Kids, sometimes it pays to be gay.
Quote from Karen
Karen: Jim's nice enough. I don't know how well he's fitting in here. He's always looking at the camera, like this. What is that?