Darryl Quote #168
Quote from Darryl in Vandalism
Jim: Nice job, man.
Darryl: You too... Darryl.
Jim: [confused] What? [Darryl points at the flask Jim is holding] Oh, man! I'm sorry about that.
Darryl: It's cool. Reading's tricky sometimes.
Jim: Oh, um... Are you really mad about this?
Darryl: That's my go-to thermos. That's all.
Jim: Oh. It's your go-to therm. Oh, man. That's a bummer. I'm sorry about that.
Darryl: No big deal. No big deal.
Jim: No, no. If it's a big deal, it's a big deal.
Darryl: Nah, nah...
Jim: No big deal. [Jim pours the coffee into a trash can]
Darryl: Nah, nah, nah. You don't have to do that.
Jim: Honestly, I don't mind. ... Did you want me to wash it for you or...?
Darryl: I don't know. You gonna wash it? Or you gonna let it soak?
Jim: [long pause] Okay. Here ya go.
Darryl: Thank you.
The Office Quotes
‘Vandalism’ Quotes
Quote from Kevin
Senator: Well, have we all calmed down yet?
Oscar: Yes. Sorry about that.
Angela: It was all my fault.
Senator: Let's all try to do better next time. Kevin, great to see you.
Kevin: Yeah. Thank you for the food. Oh, and also, you suck.
Senator: I beg your pardon.
Kevin: You are, like, a terrible person. These guys care about you and you're just using them. Again, the food was very good.
Quote from Pam
Pam: I was hoping for a righteous mob, and I ended up with Dwight and Nellie. But, they both have a mob mentality. And, I'm pretty sure Dwight has a pitchfork in his car.
Dwight K. Schrute: [enters quickly] You need my pitchfork?
Quote from Creed
Meredith: Yeah, and somebody had the balls to put my phone number on the men's room wall. Which is so messed up. It's 6782 not 83.
Creed: Uh, 6783's also a good time. Less mileage.