Michael Scott Quote #1650
Quote from Michael Scott in Niagara
Michael Scott: [clears throat] Okay. Okay. Hey. What I think Jim is trying to say is that... They had an accident, and you know what? These two people, they're living together, they're having lots of consensual sex
Meemaw: They were living together?
Michael Scott: Yes. Yes, they were living together. Yes. And you know what? You can't expect them to be careful every time. Because, frankly, it's just a different sensation.
Jim: Michael.
Michael Scott: When you c- Well? Am I wrong? They say it's not different, but it's a different sensation.
Jim: Oh, my God. Please.
Michael Scott: When you use something to block- I think everybody knows what I am talking about. It's not necessarily different for the woman-
Pam: Michael.
Michael Scott: -but it's different for the- Okay, okay.
Pam: Michael. Stop.
Michael Scott: All right. My point is I said what I wanted to say and Meemaw, I hope you heard every word
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Pam: Okay. All of these things are important to remember, but the most important thing is that no one say anything about my pregnancy at the wedding.
Jim: Absolutely. 'Cause not everyone knows and some people might be offended.
Angela: Decent people everywhere will be offended.
Pam: Well, we're thinking of my grandmother who we haven't told and is very old-fashioned.
Angela: Well, you're lucky you have a grandmother. Some of us have to be our own grandmothers.
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Quote from Kevin
Kevin: I left a pair of dress shoes in a bag outside my door last night to be cleaned and polished, but they haven't been returned yet.
Front Desk Clerk: You must be Mr. Malone. One moment please.
Kevin: Thank you.
Front Desk Clerk: [whispers to manager] Sir, it's the man with the shoes.
Hotel Manager: Mr. Malone, your shoes are gone.
Kevin: They were stolen?
Hotel Manager: No, destroyed.
Kevin: What?
Hotel Manager: When the bag was opened by our shoe shine, the smell overcame him. I too smelled them and made the choice that they must be thrown away. Incinerated actually.
Kevin: But that was my only pair of shoes.
Hotel Manager: It became a safety issue, sir.
Kevin: Well... Well, damn it.
Front Desk Clerk: I can offer you a complimentary breakfast.
Kevin: Okay.