Quote from Kevin in Niagara
Kevin: I left a pair of dress shoes in a bag outside my door last night to be cleaned and polished, but they haven't been returned yet. Front Desk Clerk: You must be Mr. Malone. One moment please. Kevin: Thank you. Front Desk Clerk: [whispers to manager] Sir, it's the man with the shoes. Hotel Manager: Mr. Malone, your shoes are gone. Kevin: They were stolen? Hotel Manager: No, destroyed. Kevin: What? Hotel Manager: When the bag was opened by our shoe shine, the smell overcame him. I too smelled them and made the choice that they must be thrown away. Incinerated actually. Kevin: But that was my only pair of shoes. Hotel Manager: It became a safety issue, sir. Kevin: Well... Well, damn it. Front Desk Clerk: I can offer you a complimentary breakfast. Kevin: Okay.