Dwight K. Schrute Quote #460

Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in The Surplus

Angela: Dwight, I thought I knew what I wanted. And then being here with you and the German Mennonite minister, it just all felt right. I made a mistake picking Andy.
Dwight K. Schrute: I know you did. And that's why I have taken care of everything.
Angela: What do you mean?
Dwight K. Schrute: Well, monkey, he's a real minister. And you said, "I do." And I said, "I do." And Andy wasn't signing a receipt. He was signing our marriage certificate as a witness.
Angela: Dwight! That doesn't count!
Dwight K. Schrute: Of course it does.
Angela: No, it doesn't!
Dwight K. Schrute: It does in the state of Pennsylvania. Mrs. Schrute.
Angela: We are not married. Take this thing.
Dwight K. Schrute: It's not my fault you don't understand German. I've been telling you to take if for years!


 ‘The Surplus’ Quotes

Quote from Michael Scott

Michael Scott: What did we learn this week? Well, one, thanks to me, my team is much, much faster at coming to decisions than I thought they would be. Number two, never buy a fur coat with a credit card until you absolutely have the money to pay for it. And three, you should know that some people think it's cool to throw buckets of fake blood on you as you are walking out of Burlington Coat Factory.

Quote from Andy

Andy: We're getting married at Schrute farms, no matter what. I have looked at 12 venues. I have lost 8 deposits. And I have seen Angela naked zero times. I am not losing another deposit.

Quote from Dwight K. Schrute

Andy: Dwight, I'm a little concerned about some of these directions to Schrute farms.
Dwight K. Schrute: Yeah, do tell.
Andy: I mean, like, "156 paces from the light red mailbox, make a left."
Dwight K. Schrute: Uh-huh.
Andy: "Walk until you hear the bee hive."
Dwight K. Schrute: How could it be more clear?
Angela: I think Andy makes an excellent point. But my biggest concern is that there's only one bathroom.
Dwight K. Schrute: We'll dig a trench. As long as it's downhill from the well, we should be fine.
Angela: Nana Mimi cannot squat over some trench.
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, we're gonna put out stumps. Come on.