Angela: Dwight, I thought I knew what I wanted. And then being here with you and the German Mennonite minister, it just all felt right. I made a mistake picking Andy.
Dwight K. Schrute: I know you did. And that's why I have taken care of everything.
Angela: What do you mean?
Dwight K. Schrute: Well, monkey, he's a real minister. And you said, "I do." And I said, "I do." And Andy wasn't signing a receipt. He was signing our marriage certificate as a witness.
Angela: Dwight! That doesn't count!
Dwight K. Schrute: Of course it does.
Angela: No, it doesn't!
Dwight K. Schrute: It does in the state of Pennsylvania. Mrs. Schrute.
Angela: We are not married. Take this thing.
Dwight K. Schrute: It's not my fault you don't understand German. I've been telling you to take if for years!