‘Fun Run’
Season 4, Episode 1 - Aired September 27, 2007
After Michael runs over Meredith in the company car park, he tries to earn her forgiveness. When they learn Meredith might have caught rabies from the bat in the office, Michael decides they should host a charity fun run for the disease. Meanwhile, Angela regrets asking Dwight to look after her cat, and Jim and Pam keep quiet about their new relationship.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Angela: How could you do that without telling me?
Dwight K. Schrute: I thought I was helping you. I expected a hug. I took care of that cat the best way I knew how.
Angela: Cat heaven is a beautiful place, but you don't get there if you're euthanized.
Dwight K. Schrute: I know a great taxidermist. I'll pay to have her stuffed. Well, he's not great, but he's pretty good.
Angela: You don't understand.
Quote from Michael Scott
Pam: Hey, Michael, look at this lamp. $8.
Michael Scott: That's a good deal.
Pam: And Michael, you don't have rabies. And chances are you're not gonna get it anytime soon. So you don't really have to think about it too much.
Michael Scott: Pam, if everybody felt that way, nothing would get done.
Pam: Yeah, but there's other better people out there who are helping.
Michael Scott: You just don't think I am capable of making a difference.
Pam: I know you, Michael. I saw you naked.
Michael Scott: You don't- You don't know me. You've just seen my penis. I can make a difference. Remember, I'm the one who started this whole thing off by hitting Meredith with my car. And I owe it to her to finish this G.D. 5k.
Quote from Michael Scott
Meredith: Hey, Michael.
Michael Scott: Hey, Mer. How you doing?
Meredith: Better.
Michael Scott: It's ironic, isn't it? I mean, I'm in the hospital for not getting enough water. And you're in it for a disease that causes a fear of water.
Meredith: I'm in because you hit me with your car. But I want to say... I heard you were trying really hard, so I'm not mad at you anymore.
Michael Scott: Thanks. I'm not mad at you anymore. Want to share? [pulls a lollipop out of his mouth, hands it over]
Meredith: Sure.
Michael Scott: I'm not really sick. [Meredith offers the lollipop back] I'm good.