Nellie: For those just joining us, terror in Greenwich, where police have surrounded the house of Dunder Mifflin CEO David Wallace. Wallace is said to be despondent over the company's stock plummet and is taking a mailman hostage. On the line, we have chief of Greenwich Police, Mr. Bill Jackson.
Jim: [offending Darryl with an African-American accent] Good afternoon!
Dwight K. Schrute: Please sir! Spare him. Please.
Jim: Uh, this Wallace guy is lookin' at hard time. And we only know this because of what Dwight Snoot said on record!
Dwight K. Schrute: Okay, everyone. Everyone, hold on! I've got a solution. I know Wallace's phone number, everyone hold, I'll conference him in.
Nellie: Oh, Mr. Schrute, there's really no need to, um involve Mr Wallace.