Pam: Hey. What are you doing?
Dwight K. Schrute: From now on, if you're hot, sit on an ice pack.
Kevin: Well, what if you're cold?
Dwight K. Schrute: Like you'd ever be cold, Kevin. Stop asking me hypothetical questions, okay? I'm too busy.
Jim: Hey, Dwight, I don't know if you heard, but we're supposed to be drinking out of weird backpacks instead of cups, like regular people. Oh, you did hear.
Dwight K. Schrute: Jim, you have one job to do. And you do it forgettably. Those of us who are busy require hands-free hydration.
[aside to camera:]
Dwight K. Schrute: Dwight Schrute, star salesman, beet farmer, bed-and-breakfast proprietor, aspiring freelance bodyguard. Add to that list owner of this building. Then burn the list.