Dwight K. Schrute Quote #734
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Nepotism
Pam: Hey. What are you doing?
Dwight K. Schrute: From now on, if you're hot, sit on an ice pack.
Kevin: Well, what if you're cold?
Dwight K. Schrute: Like you'd ever be cold, Kevin. Stop asking me hypothetical questions, okay? I'm too busy.
Jim: Hey, Dwight, I don't know if you heard, but we're supposed to be drinking out of weird backpacks instead of cups, like regular people. Oh, you did hear.
Dwight K. Schrute: Jim, you have one job to do. And you do it forgettably. Those of us who are busy require hands-free hydration.
[aside to camera:]
Dwight K. Schrute: Dwight Schrute, star salesman, beet farmer, bed-and-breakfast proprietor, aspiring freelance bodyguard. Add to that list owner of this building. Then burn the list.
The Office Quotes
‘Nepotism’ Quotes
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: I suppose summer had to end sometime. It's sad, though, because I had a great summer. I got West Nile virus, lost a ton of weight. Then I went back to the lake. I stepped on a piece of glass in the parking lot, which hurt. That got infected even though I peed on it. Saw Inception. Or at least I dreamt I did.
Quote from Kelly
Kelly: This summer, I did the minority executive training program at Yale. You guys, I'm, like, really smart now. You don't even know. You could ask me, "Kelly, what's the biggest company in the world?" And I'd be like, "blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah," giving you the exact right answer.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: Would have been nice to work with my family. It would have been nice if Luke had been able to stay here. But he couldn't. These things seldom work out. I don't know how Ringling Brothers do it. Night after night, town after town, all across America. You would think they'd be sick of each other by now. But, clearly, they make it work. And my hat's off to them.