Dwight K. Schrute: I have a song, attention everyone, that I wanna sing, that I wrote especially for this occasion when I was up there among the flames. Ready?
[singing] Ryan started the fire! It was always burning since the world's been turning! [Michael joins in] Ryan started the fire! Ryan started the fire! It was always burning since the world was turning! Everybody! Marilyn Monroe! Ryan started the fire! Ryan started the fire! It was always burning.