Dwight K. Schrute Quote #61
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in The Fire
Dwight K. Schrute: I have a song, attention everyone, that I wanna sing, that I wrote especially for this occasion when I was up there among the flames. Ready?
[singing] Ryan started the fire! It was always burning since the world's been turning! [Michael joins in] Ryan started the fire! Ryan started the fire! It was always burning since the world was turning! Everybody! Marilyn Monroe! Ryan started the fire! Ryan started the fire! It was always burning.
The Office Quotes
‘The Fire’ Quotes
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: Yes, I was the first one out. And, yes, I've heard women and children first, but we do not employ children. We are not a sweatshop, thankfully. And women are equal in the workplace by law. So, I let them out first, I've a lawsuit on my hands.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: Michael and I have a very special connection. He's like Batman, I'm like Robin. He's like the Lone Ranger and I'm like Tonto. And it's not like there was the Lone Ranger and Tonto and Bonto.
Quote from Ryan
Ryan: I don't wanna be, like, a guy here, you know? Like, Stanley is the crossword-puzzle guy and Angela has cats. I don't wanna have a thing here. You know, I don't wanna be the "something guy."