Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in The Fire
Dwight K. Schrute: Why didn't I go to business school? Jim: Who goes to business school? Dwight K. Schrute: The temp. Jim: He does? Dwight K. Schrute: Yeah, it's all him and Michael talk about anymore. Pam: You know, I bet Ryan thinks to himself, "I wish I were a volunteer sheriff on the weekend." Dwight K. Schrute: He doesn't even know that I do that. Pam: You should tell him. Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, yeah, Pam, right. That's gonna help things. Just talk it out. I hope the war goes on forever and Ryan gets drafted. Pam: Dwight. Jim: What? Dwight K. Schrute: I'm sorry I said that. I didn't- Just part of me meant it. Besides, he'd end up being a hero anyway.