Dwight K. Schrute: Why didn't I go to business school?
Jim: Who goes to business school?
Dwight K. Schrute: The temp.
Jim: He does?
Dwight K. Schrute: Yeah, it's all him and Michael talk about anymore.
Pam: You know, I bet Ryan thinks to himself, "I wish I were a volunteer sheriff on the weekend."
Dwight K. Schrute: He doesn't even know that I do that.
Pam: You should tell him.
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, yeah, Pam, right. That's gonna help things. Just talk it out. I hope the war goes on forever and Ryan gets drafted.
Pam: Dwight.
Jim: What?
Dwight K. Schrute: I'm sorry I said that. I didn't- Just part of me meant it. Besides, he'd end up being a hero anyway.