Dwight K. Schrute Quote #58
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in The Fire
Dwight K. Schrute: Why didn't I go to business school?
Jim: Who goes to business school?
Dwight K. Schrute: The temp.
Jim: He does?
Dwight K. Schrute: Yeah, it's all him and Michael talk about anymore.
Pam: You know, I bet Ryan thinks to himself, "I wish I were a volunteer sheriff on the weekend."
Dwight K. Schrute: He doesn't even know that I do that.
Pam: You should tell him.
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, yeah, Pam, right. That's gonna help things. Just talk it out. I hope the war goes on forever and Ryan gets drafted.
Pam: Dwight.
Jim: What?
Dwight K. Schrute: I'm sorry I said that. I didn't- Just part of me meant it. Besides, he'd end up being a hero anyway.
The Office Quotes
‘The Fire’ Quotes
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: Yes, I was the first one out. And, yes, I've heard women and children first, but we do not employ children. We are not a sweatshop, thankfully. And women are equal in the workplace by law. So, I let them out first, I've a lawsuit on my hands.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: Michael and I have a very special connection. He's like Batman, I'm like Robin. He's like the Lone Ranger and I'm like Tonto. And it's not like there was the Lone Ranger and Tonto and Bonto.
Quote from Ryan
Ryan: I don't wanna be, like, a guy here, you know? Like, Stanley is the crossword-puzzle guy and Angela has cats. I don't wanna have a thing here. You know, I don't wanna be the "something guy."