Frankie Quote #1577
Quote from Frankie in The Wisdom Teeth
Mike: So, I talked to your third cousin Jean, the paralegal.
Frankie: Oh, yeah? What did you find out?
Mike: It's not good, Frankie. If Marlene came up with the idea and told Rusty, it's something called implied contract. She could sue us.
Frankie: Yeah, but would she really? It's Marlene. She's crazy. She'll probably forget all about it tomorrow.
Mike: Yeah, but what if she doesn't? I sunk every penny we had into this business. Remember that jar of pennies that used to be sitting right here? You know why it's not here now? It's in the business. So, if we ever start seeing some real profits, she could come back at any time and try to claim it. In a month, a year, whenever.
Frankie: But that is so unfair. You're the one that made a working prototype. You made the sales calls. You found a distributor. You made a Twitter. This has been a second job for you. And now she can just come and take it? No, I say we fight this, Mike. We fight this the way we fought that whole healthy snack thing in preschool.
The Middle Quotes
‘The Wisdom Teeth’ Quotes
Quote from Brick
Brick: Not so fast. Every time you two come home from college, you think you can just breeze in, and everything goes back to the way it was. Well, things have changed. There's a new sheriff in town, and his name is Brick. Now, here's how it's gonna go down. One... I now have first dibs on the bathroom during the peak hours of 7:00 to 9:00. Two... I control the remote, trumped only by Dad. It goes Dad, me, you two... Then Mom. Three... I'm not sitting in the lawn chair at meals anymore.
Sue: Whatever. It doesn't matter. We...
Brick: I believe I was talking. And four... The Dukes of Hazzard beach towel is no longer my bath towel. Mom bought me a real bath towel. You two may now choose between the Dukes and the scratchy one that used to line the bunny's cage. So, that's how it's gonna be from now and hitherto forthwith.
Axl: You're adorable.
Sue: Missed you.
Quote from Rusty
Mike: Okay, that's fine. You charm her, okay? The important thing is that this ends today 'cause we don't want her coming back, not ever.
Rusty: Not ever... wait a minute. You want to kill her?
Mike: No, Rusty. What I'm saying is you used to be married to her, so try to take advantage of whatever creepy spark attracted you in the first place.
Rusty: Oh, I see where you're going with this. You want me to marry her again, take her to the Grand Canyon for our honeymoon.
Mike: No.
Rusty: Pose for a quick photo on the edge, and then oops... Just another selfie gone bad. [chuckles] I like it.
Plus, I've never been to the Grand Canyon, so win-win.
Mike: No, Rusty. We're not gonna murder her.
Rusty: Oh, right, yes. We already all heard you. [chuckles] Not murdering her.
Quote from Rusty
Mike: Okay, paralegal says we got to get her to sign a waiver and release form giving up all claim to the company. So, we got to just reason with her.
Rusty: With her, the trick is to be charming. It's like that prince... What's his name? He's really charming.
Mike: Prince Charming.
Rusty: Prince... Phillip... Prince Phillip.