Mike Quote #865
Quote from Mike in Floating 50
Mike: Okay, relax. It's not the end of the world here. I'll get her home. Bill, I don't want to have to say it again. [on the phone] Hey, Frankie, so, you on your way home?
Frankie: You're not gonna believe this. I'm snowed in.
Mike: What?! No! It's not that bad here. Maybe you should just go for it.
Frankie: Just go for it? Thanks for looking out for my safety, Mike. By the way, I found Sue, if you care. She was at the library. So I guess I'm just gonna settle in here. Oh, you know, I have to let her know I'm staying the night. I'll call you back. [call disconnects]
Mike: She's snowed in. [all groan] But it's okay. It's gonna be fine. All we need's a snowplow. Does anyone here have a plow or any snow-removing vehicle?
Bill: Gee, Mike, sorry, I forgot to bring my dump truck full of road salt! I'm sorry. I'm lashing out. I am so hungry! Can't we just dig in to this sub? It's what Frankie would have wanted.
Mike: She's not dead, Bill. She's just in Gumford.
The Middle Quotes
‘Floating 50’ Quotes
Quote from Mike
Brick: We're having an "I Can't" ceremony at school.
Frankie: Oh, no. Is that something we have to go to?
Brick: No, it's an in-school ritual to help kids build a positive attitude. [Mike scoffs] We're each supposed to write "I can't" on a piece of paper along with something we can't do and then bury it in a hole.
Mike: I can't believe they're doing this crap. You know who's not burying words? The Chinese.
Quote from Brick
Mike: I'm gonna call and invite over a bunch of her friends.
Brick: Oh, no! I can't do small talk! Oh, I should have put that.
Axl: Yeah.
Mike: Come on, guys. I want to do this. We got some extra money from the diapers, so let's do something nice for her. You know, we really got our asses handed to us for Mother's Day. So if we can pull this off, she'd never see it coming.
Brick: Wait, so, all we have to do is be better than Mother's Day? Which one are we talking about? Yellow pants, expired gift card, or loose change in a baggie?
Mike: Somehow, we got to top all of those.
Quote from Brick
Brick: [to Ron Donahue] You know, I always thought I couldn't do small talk, but now I'm gonna try. My mother's 50th birthday brings up thoughts of the fleeting nature of time and my own ultimate demise. Oh, but look who I'm talking to. You're even older than my mom. This must be on your mind all the time.