Sue Quote #629
Quote from Sue in The Answer
Darrin: Hey, there's my fiancée. I'm glad you're here. I'm just trying to figure out how to fit all my stuff in the house. Of course, I'm gonna leave space for your stuff, too.
Sue: Yeah, about that... Darrin, I wanted to talk to you about something. Honestly, I couldn't have been more thrilled and flattered when you proposed to me.
Darrin: Oh, I know. I've never seen that look on your face before. [chuckles] Oh, and I don't mean to step on the toes of the bride-to-be, but I booked a DJ and put a soft hold on the VFW hall. Unless you want to consider the business center at the cozy suites. What do you think?
Sue: VFW's fine, but here's the thing... Darrin, honestly, I couldn't have been more thrilled and flattered when you proposed to me, but I am still in high school. I mean, I don't even graduate until June 5th...
Darrin: Oh, don't worry. The hold I put at the VFW hall is for the 6th... a Saturday. Or would you rather have it on the Sunday?
Sue: Saturday works, but listen... Darrin, honestly, I couldn't have been more thrilled and flattered when you proposed to me, but here's the thing... Oh, boy. [turns around] Uh... Uh, Darrin, honestly, I couldn't have been more flattered and thrilled when you proposed to me, but...
Darrin: What are you doing?
Sue: S-sometimes I just like to talk with my back to people. [laughs]
Darrin: Sue. [turns her around] I know you're a little stressed 'cause there's a million details, but you don't need to worry about this one. For our honeymoon, I'm taking you to Weeki Wachee, Florida, to see the Mermaids. [Sue chuckles] I want to start our life together by giving you everything you've ever wanted. So, what do you think, Sue? Florida for our honeymoon?
Sue: Sure. [laughs]
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Quote from Axl
Brick: Anyway, since deciding to give up my tics a half-hour ago, I've whooped five times and whispered three. By the way, I'm counting them now, so I'm scared that might be a new one.
Frankie: Don't be discouraged, Brick. Being aware of the problem is half the battle.
Axl: Don't listen to her, Brick. That's mom speak for "I got nothing." Fortunately for you, I'm taking intro to psych this semester, and we're learning about this guy named Sigmund Freud. Uh, you guys might want to pay attention here, too. [Frankie chuckles]
Mike: We've heard of Freud, Axl.
Axl: Yeah, 'cause I just said it. Nice try, though. So, this Freud guy, he had the hots for his own mom. [shudders] But it's all good 'cause he figured out a way to turn his perviness into science. He invented these things called the ego, the superego, and the I.D. So, what I'm saying, Brick, is, I'm pretty sure I can fix you.
Brick: Can you fix me by tomorrow? I'm meeting Cindy at the library at 3:00.
Axl: I'd bet my C-plus on it.
Quote from Brick
Brick: I've been thinking about it, and now that I'm the make-out king...
Axl: Kissing a hillbilly in North Carolina and your giraffe of a girlfriend does not a make-out king make.
Brick: I'm sorry, how many different states have you kissed girls in? 'Cause I'm currently at three.
Frankie: Brick, it's not very gentlemanly to brag about your conquests.
[Mike gives Brick the A-okay sign]
Brick: The point is, I'm a man now, and since Cindy and I have officially taken it to the next level, I've decided it's time for me to give up my childish affectations... the whoops, the whispers, eating an entire pencil over the course of a week.
Quote from Axl
Axl: What the hell is going on?! Why is Darrin calling me asking me to be his best man?
Mike: 'Cause apparently your sister's getting married.
Axl: And you two guys are just sitting here letting this happen? Why aren't you stopping this?! My God, I have to do everything around here. I have to fix the sink, I have to fix the Brick, now I got to fix the Sue? You are not getting married, all right?! You've got too many dorky dreams to fulfill!
Sue: I know, Axl! I don't want to get married!
Axl: See? I've been saying this the whole time... this Darrin thing was a trainwreck, but you guys are all like, "Oh, he's harmless. Be supportive of your sister. Stop making vomit noises when you see them together."
Frankie: Okay, who's really to blame here? You're the one that brought Darrin home for a play date when you were 4.
Axl: I didn't even like him back then, but you said, "You better find something to like 'cause I like Mrs.
McGrew." [gasps] Oh, my God. Her name is gonna be "Sue Sue McGrew." [Sue gasps] [Axl claps slowly] Nice parenting. Classic.
Brick: Tension's a trigger. It's getting worse, Axl.
Axl: Just keep snapping, Brick. I'm juggling a million balls here.