Axl Quote #740
Quote from Axl in Thanksgiving VI
Devin: Thanks for the ride.
Axl: My pleasure. And, uh, just so you know, I don't have a girlfriend.
Devin: You don't?
Axl: Well, I did. But, uh... She... Died.
Devin: Really?
Axl: Yeah. Got the text during dinner, so...
Devin: Wow. So sudden.
Axl: Mm. Well, not really. She was in a coma. Truth is, we weren't really that close.
Devin: You weren't really that close to your girlfriend?
Axl: D... I mean, eh... We both knew before the coma it wasn't working out. Um, her last words to me were, uh, "Move on. Be happy. Find someone else." We didn't know at the time those were her last words, but, uh, still pretty poetic.
Devin: Wow.
Axl: Yeah.
[Devin leans in... and grabs her bag from the backseat]
Devin: Good luck with that.
Axl: Thank you. Happy thanksgiv... [door closes]
The Middle Quotes
‘Thanksgiving VI’ Quotes
Quote from Axl
Sue: Axl! Did you hear this? Mom and Dad say we're having Thanksgiving at a restaurant.
Axl: Oh. So Mom's not cooking? At last... something to be truly thankful for.
Quote from Frankie
Sue: Mom, I have to talk to you. Darrin did something bad.
Frankie: Don't worry. Dad will get over the turkey thing.
Sue: He told the waiters to sing "Happy Birthday" to Dad.
Frankie: What? Has he lost his mind?!
Sue: I don't know.
Frankie: Listen to me right now. You need to tell me who you talked to and exactly what you said.
Darrin: Uh, I don't know. He was a waiter.
Frankie: What did he look like?
Darrin: He had an apron and a pen.
Frankie: They all have aprons and pens! I need details. Mole on his face, crooked nose... anything.
Darrin: I don't remember.
Frankie: Well, you've got to remember!
Darrin: It's kind of hard to think when you're yelling at me!
Frankie: All right, just... just go and find him... now!
Quote from Sue
Sue: Wait a minute. What's going on? Are we not having Thanksgiving at home this year?
Frankie: Sue, take a look around this place.
Sue: But we have to stay home. Thanksgiving's not Thanksgiving without Frugal Hoosier canned corn, Safeway boxed stuffing, and CVS pumpkin pie.