Sue Quote #477
Quote from Sue in War of the Hecks
Axl: What are you doing?
Sue: Let's end this, Axl. No more bubbles, no more superglue, no more embarrassing pictures. All you have to do is apologize for taking my Hen head, which is what you should have done in the first place, and then we can forget all about this. If not... the jersey gets it.
Axl: Whoa, hey. Don't mess with that.
Sue: Wow. This city championship jersey was signed by your entire team, making this item irreplaceable. Uh-oh! [gasps]
Axl: [groans] I'm sorry, okay? I'm sorry I took the Hen head. I thought it would be funny. Clearly, it wasn't. I'm sorry.
Sue: See? Now, was that so hard? [the jersey catches fire]
Axl: Oh, no! Oh!
Sue: [screams] Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh! My- Oh, Axl! I am so sorry! I didn't mean it. I was just trying to scare you and threaten you. This was just supposed to be an empty threat. Axl, say something! You have to say something!
Axl: I have no sister.
Sue: What? Of course you have a sister. You have to have a sister! I am your sister!
The Middle Quotes
‘War of the Hecks’ Quotes
Quote from Brick
Axl: Hey, buddy! How would you like to play this new game I invented? I call it "Extreme Room Makeover, Brick Edition." Ahh!
Brick: If it's anything like your other games, "Hamper Hostage", "Drier Ride", and "Toilet Explorer", I think I'll pass. Besides, I've got a new book I'm very excited about and wish not to be disturbed.
Axl: Unsinkable by Debbie Reynolds?
Brick: It's on the branch librarian's list of winter must-reads. She was dead-on about Nora Ephron's I Feel Bad About My Neck, and this is supposed to be just as good.
Axl: Mm, okay. Here's the thing, Brick. [clears throat] It's not exactly a choice. Now, you can help me, or your book can be the next contestant on Toilet Explorer, and I'm guessing it's really not that unsinkable.
Quote from Brick
Brick: Sorry, Margie. Just not my cup of tea. I don't think I'm the target audience. Really looking forward to Secrets Of The Ya-Ya Sisterhood, though. [whispers] Ya-Ya.
Quote from Axl
[Brick holds up a CD of Mariah Carey's "Merry Christmas" album]
Axl: Keep.
Brick: Keep?
Axl: Whatever. Just keep. I don't care. Just keep it.