Brick Quote #482
Sue: Oh! I think the Glossners went down to the basement. What are we gonna do?
Brick: I know. What if we lay a trail of pop-tarts from the basement door to the front door? Then, when the Glossners follow the trail out the door, we slam it and lock them outside!
Sue: Brick, this isn't a Road Runner cartoon.
Brick: Might I remind you of a little story called Hansel And Gretel? Woop!
Sue: Shh! Might I remind you that the kids ended up captured by the witch and didn't they get eaten?
Brick: Well, it depends on whether you're talking about the 1812 German version or the later version where-
Sue: Brick! We have Glossners in the basement. Tick-tock!
[After Sue and Brick lay a trail of Pop-Tarts to the front door and open it, another Glossner kid wanders in eating the Pop-Tarts]
Sue: Great idea, Brick! Now we have three Glossners in the house. It's an infestation!
Brick: You know, if Hansel and Gretel were anything like the Glossners, I'm starting to see the witch's side of the story.
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‘The Kiss’ Quotes
Quote from Darrin
Darrin: This is so unfair. I called shotgun.
Sean: I told you, you have to see the car before you call shotgun.
Darrin: Since when?
Sean: Since the beginning of shotgun!
Axl: Oh, my God, let it go, Darrin. We're in Ohio now. Once you cross state lines, you got to stop complaining about shotgun.
Darrin: I thought we were going to New York. Are we lost?
Sean: You are.
Axl: Guess they don't teach geography in air-conditioning school.
Darrin: No, but I'll tell you what I do know. It's 80 bucks an hour to fix an air conditioner, so suck it, college boys!
Quote from Frankie
Frankie: Okay, so, remember, the house makes a lot of weird noises, but there's no reason to get scared. The "ca-chunk, ca-chunk" is the refrigerator, the "braaaaaaa-unk" is the heater, and the "da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da" is the washer lid. If it gets too loud, just put more tape on it.
Sue: Not to worry, Mom. We'll be fine.
Mike: Mm-hmm. Well, you'd bell, you' 'cause I'm not driving back, even if there's a guy outside with a knife.
Frankie: Mike, that's not gonna happen. They caught that guy.
Sue: What?!
Frankie: You'll be fine.
Quote from Frankie
Frankie: Oh, wow! It's like being on vacation!
Mike: The minute we got in the car without the kids, it was a vacation.
Frankie: You know, if you play your cards right, this could be a very nice weekend.
Mike: You're telling me. Look at that TV! The game's on!
Frankie: Yeah. All right, well, you watch your game while I soak in the jacuzzi tub, where I won't have to turn on the hot water with pliers. All right. I will see you later. I might even slip on a negligee.
Mike: Really?
Frankie: Well, a clean night shirt... You know, the one with the lace? It had a bloodstain from Brick's nosebleed, but it's mostly out.
Mike: Oh, I like that one.