Darrin: This is so unfair. I called shotgun.
Sean: I told you, you have to see the car before you call shotgun.
Darrin: Since when?
Sean: Since the beginning of shotgun!
Axl: Oh, my God, let it go, Darrin. We're in Ohio now. Once you cross state lines, you got to stop complaining about shotgun.
Darrin: I thought we were going to New York. Are we lost?
Sean: You are.
Axl: Guess they don't teach geography in air-conditioning school.
Darrin: No, but I'll tell you what I do know. It's 80 bucks an hour to fix an air conditioner, so suck it, college boys!