Mike Quote #568
Quote from Mike in From Orson with Love
Mike: Sounds like Sue and the girls are having fun out there.
Frankie: What's the point if I can't post any of it on Facebook?
Mike: [sighs] Okay. Repeat that again slowly so I know just what to tell the doctors when I have you committed. [Frankie groans] Seriously? You wanna know the point? The point is, they're all having a great time.
Frankie: But no one will know.
Mike: Who cares? They know. What is going on with you lately, Frankie?
Frankie: [sighs] I don't know. It's just that Sue's such an amazing person. I want everyone to see how amazing she is.
Mike: She is the same person she was two weeks ago before you started poking around on her Facebook. Now you're all caught up in who's looking at her page and who's commenting, and none of it's real. None of it means anything. You're letting other people define who Sue is to you.
Frankie: Maybe I can't handle Facebook.
Mike: "Maybe"? Look, Frankie, Sue is gonna be fine. No, she's gonna be great.
Frankie: You're right, you're right. Oh. If you had a "Like" button, I would click it right now.
Mike: Don't know what that means.
The Middle Quotes
‘From Orson with Love’ Quotes
Quote from Frankie
Frankie: [v.o.] So that night, I deleted all my Facebook aliases. And Sue was sadly unfriended by Jill Munroe, Sabrina Duncan, Julie McCoy, and Chrissy Snow. But on the upside, she did get 102 likes on one of her pictures... [picture of Sue with Brick's bunnies and kittens] Not that it matters.
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Quote from Frankie
Sue: Hey, Mom, guess what. I was just checking on the response to my status update, and I have this new friend on Facebook, some girl named Jill Munroe.
Frankie: Wow. Really? That's great.
Sue: I know, right? And underneath where I said we went to the movies, she commented, "OMG. Sounds super fun. Could you be more gorg in your profile pic?" Sweet, huh? Anyway, I'll let you guys sleep, but I just wanted to share the latest. Night! [exits]
Frankie: What? I... [sighs] Fine. So maybe I made up a fake name and friended her. So what?! It's not illegal.
Mike: Jill Munroe? Farrah Fawcett's character from Charlie's Angels?
Frankie: Oh, so you can't remember our anniversary, but you got that locked in.