Axl Quote #502
Axl: It's just... ugh! Cassidy and her dumb ex-boyfriend. She's all into him now.
Mike: Oh. She said that?
Axl: No, but it's totally obvious. He stayed for dinner the other night.
Mike: So she invited him?
Axl: No. She was all, "Oh, my God, Axl, this is so awkward. Are you okay?"
Mike: So what'd you say?
Axl: I said it was fine, but then he shows up at school and invites us to build houses for poor people.
Mike: Sounds like a real jerk.
Axl: Yeah. So today, we're hammering nails and sawing boards and stuff, and of course, he's all good at it, and then I drop one wall and slam my hand in a car door, and everyone's all, "Oh, my God, are you okay?
Do you want us to take you to the hospital? You want a granola bar? You want some tea?" I mean, right? You had to be there.
Mike: Were you there?
Axl: Uh... you-- you know what? You don't get it, 'cause... [blows raspberry] they were... they... I'm an idiot.
Mike: There you go.
The Middle Quotes
‘The Name’ Quotes
Quote from Sue
Sue: Nope. Did not get it.
Frankie: Oh, well, not everybody passes the first time.
Sue: Yeah. Apparently, they have this list of infractions, that if you do any of them, it's an automatic fail.
Frankie: Mm.
Sue: Speeding, failing to obey signs, backing over a curb, running off the road...
Frankie: What did you do?
Sue: All that.
Mike: She even clipped the side of the building. They're adding that to the list for next year.
Sue: Right.
Quote from Axl
Axl: Does it have to be a name? What about a sound, like... "uch"?
Sue: You can't have a name that's a sound.
Axl: Why not? It's what people always say anyway. "Hey, look, here comes Sue. Uch." Think it might work. U-C-H. "Uch."
Brick: Wouldn't "uch" start with an "E"?
Axl: Mm. Maybe a silent "Y."
Frankie: Her name's not gonna be "uch."
Quote from Brick
Sue: Okay, guys, I have been making a list of my new middle names, and I will now present to you the top candidates.
Janet: Oh, yay. This is fun.
Sue: "Bijou."
Axl: Gesundheit.
Mike: I like "Bijou."
Brick: I like "Gesundheit."
Frankie: Yeah, what else you got?
Sue: Okay, next name, "Coco."
Mike: Okay. "Coco" it is. Done and done.
Brick: How committed are you to Sue? 'Cause I think "Coco Gesundheit" is a great name.
Frankie: Sue's not changing her name to "Coco Gesundheit."