Brick Quote #405
Quote from Brick in One Kid at a Time
Frankie: [v.o.] Yep, we both had to admit, Brick's special day was a bust. We'd have to find a way to make it up to him later.
Mike: Hey. What do you think you're doing?
Brick: What?
Mike: Pick that up.
Brick: I'll get it later.
Frankie: [clears throat] Hey, don't talk back to your father.
Brick: I wasn't talking back. I was-
Frankie: And don't talk back to me.
Mike: You know, you are developing a real attitude problem, and it's gonna stop.
Brick: But I-
Frankie: No "buts," Brick. We are sick of this. Now you better start behaving yourself, or there's gonna be a price to pay.
Mike: In fact, get outta here. This conversation is over. Go to your room.
Frankie: And stay there until you've thought about what you've done!
[Brick smiles as he walks off to his room]
The Middle Quotes
‘One Kid at a Time’ Quotes
Quote from Brick
Brick: It's 10:00 AM. I didn't know whether I should wake you up. I already made myself breakfast and did my push-up. Today is my day, right?
Mike: It is, Brick. Sorry, we're just beat. It's been a long weekend.
Brick: I decided I don't wanna go to the library.
Frankie: Oh, good. Oh. I mean, we don't have to go anywhere to have a special day. We can just watch TV all day.
Brick: You always let me watch TV.
Frankie: Yes, but we'll let you watch it in bed with us.
Brick: No, I still wanna go somewhere. While I was waiting for you guys to wake up, I read in the newspaper that there's a Planet Nowhere convention in Indianapolis today.
Mike: Oh, come on, Brick, no. It's a long drive to Indianapolis.
Brick: Perfect. It'll give me plenty of time to fill you in on the series. See, what a lot of people don't know about the Planet Nowhere series is that it's an allegory. Now, all the tribes...
Quote from Brick
Brick: And so, ironically, for the Vernegos to ultimately triumph over the Silligans, they must first abandon their planet entirely and wander the galaxy for - you guessed it - 11 centuries.
Quote from Axl
Frankie: [v.o.] Since the dawn of time, trying to get anywhere with your kids has been a challenge.
Axl: Oh, my God. Why are you so late? I've been standing out there forever. Look. I got a snotsicle.
Mike: Put your coat on, you moron.
Frankie: Ugh. Brick couldn't find his book. And you can't go to dinner like that.
Axl: I'm gonna change. Relax.
Mike: Don't tell your mom to relax.
Frankie: Brick wants to go to Don's Oriental Food.
Axl: Ugh! No way. No foreign food. I want spaghetti.