Mike Quote #104
Quote from Mike in Valentine's Day
Frankie: See, it's like he's not even here. Let's just start our night again one more time. Come on. Back to us, all right? Valentine's Day. Let's reclaim the magic. And you owe me one more great marriage moment.
Mike: Okay. Give me a minute. Give me a minute. Uh... Oh, I got one. This is a good one. The time when we... [cell phone rings] Son of a...
Frankie: [answers phone] Hi, honey. Sue.
Sue: Everyone is making out everywhere. And there is beer.
Frankie: Someone brought beer?
Mike: [takes the phone] Who has beer?
Sue: Oh, I don't know. Some guy with pretty hair. And they lit up incense. I'm not sure if it's illegal or not, I'm pretty sure it is. I really wanna come home but everyone's gonna think I'm an immature dork for wanting to leave.
Mike: I'll be right there.
Frankie: [sighs] Oh, my God. You were right. She wasn't ready for this.
Mike: I'm sorry, did you just say I was right and you were wrong? This is my fifth favorite moment.
The Middle Quotes
‘Valentine's Day’ Quotes
Quote from Mike
Mike: Don't move. Where's my daughter? Sue Heck. Sue Heck. I know you're in here. [all murmuring] I told you I didn't want you to come here tonight. We are leaving immediately. And if I ever catch you sneaking out of the house again...
Sue: Huh?
Mike: Ah! And it's not gonna help for you to beg me to let you stay just one more hour. [winks at Sue]
Sue: Oh, my God, you're the worst dad ever. Can you believe this? Just as the party was getting good. Man, this stinks.
Carly: Mr. Heck? My dad didn't want me to come here either, did he?
Mike: No, he did not. You're coming with us. Get in the car.
Carly: Thank you so much, Mr. Heck.
Mike: Be cool, you're blowing our cover.
Quote from Mike
Mike: Two for dinner.
Clerk: Okay, and you're fine with a 45-minute wait?
[cut to Frankie and Mike in the car:]
Frankie: You could have at least have put our name in.
Mike: I don't wait more than ten minutes.
Frankie: I know. I know everything about you. No surprises here.
Quote from Mike
Frankie: New idea. Let's each name our five favorite moments of our marriage. But you can't use our wedding day or the birth of our kids.
Mike: I wasn't going to. [chuckles]