Mike Quote #105

Quote from Mike in Valentine's Day

Mike: Don't move. Where's my daughter? Sue Heck. Sue Heck. I know you're in here. [all murmuring] I told you I didn't want you to come here tonight. We are leaving immediately. And if I ever catch you sneaking out of the house again...
Sue: Huh?
Mike: Ah! And it's not gonna help for you to beg me to let you stay just one more hour. [winks at Sue]
Sue: Oh, my God, you're the worst dad ever. Can you believe this? Just as the party was getting good. Man, this stinks.
Carly: Mr. Heck? My dad didn't want me to come here either, did he?
Mike: No, he did not. You're coming with us. Get in the car.
Carly: Thank you so much, Mr. Heck.
Mike: Be cool, you're blowing our cover.

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 ‘Valentine's Day’ Quotes

Quote from Mike

Mike: Two for dinner.
Clerk: Okay, and you're fine with a 45-minute wait?
[cut to Frankie and Mike in the car:]
Frankie: You could have at least have put our name in.
Mike: I don't wait more than ten minutes.
Frankie: I know. I know everything about you. No surprises here.

Quote from Mike

Frankie: New idea. Let's each name our five favorite moments of our marriage. But you can't use our wedding day or the birth of our kids.
Mike: I wasn't going to. [chuckles]

Quote from Frankie

Mike: So do you wanna start our night over now?
Frankie: No. We've tried starting over three times. We need to face facts. This is it. This is the night we're having.
Frankie: [v.o.] So Mike and I didn't get to spend Valentine's Day alone together after all. But that's okay. Because someday Axl will be off on a date. And Sue will be kissing boys at a party. And Brick... Well, Brick will probably be living in our basement. But the point is, someday we'll miss these Valentine's Days together. So I figured we should treasure every lame one we had left.