Sue Quote #975
Quote from Sue in Thanksgiving IX
Edwin: All right, listen up. First of all, Happy Thanksgiving. Secondly, great work today. Thirdly, somebody's fired. Yeah.
Axl, Sue & Brick: What?!
Edwin: Mm-hmm. Yeah. So, uh, you may have noticed I haven't been around much lately. Turns out my trip to New York to audition for SNL did not go as planned. I guess my aunt riding up the elevator with Bobby Moynihan isn't exactly the "in" I thought it was. Anywhoo, I'm gonna be around more, so we don't need as many minimum-wage employees. Now, I've been agonizing over who to fire, when I thought, "Wait, I can't do this. You guys are family." [Sue sighs] So figure it out amongst yourselves.
The Middle Quotes
‘Thanksgiving IX’ Quotes
Quote from Brick
Sue: Congratulations, Brick. You won fair and square. I'll turn in my uniform on Monday and erase my name from the schedule. That's why we write it in pencil.
Brick: Wait, Sue, don't do that. I'm the one who should quit.
Sue: What? Why?
Brick: [sighs] It means more to you than it does to me. Plus I keep licking the potatoes. They're gonna catch me eventually, so I might as well quit now. It started out 'cause they were salty, but then it became this thing where I convinced myself that if I didn't lick them, Mom and Dad would die.
Sue: Brick, you can't lick the potatoes.
Axl: Man, you are such a weirdo.
Brick: Call me weird, but I've got two living parents.
Quote from Frankie
Sue: [groans] I'm starving. Where's the blue bag? Did you bring the blue bag?
Frankie: The new blue bag is yellow, and I have no idea where it is.
Quote from Frankie
Mike: You sure we're in the right parking lot?
Frankie: Yeah, yeah, I told the kids to meet us outside the abandoned Penney's. Or did I say the abandoned Sears?
Mike: What about the abandoned Wet Seal?
Frankie: No, that's been gone a while. They turned it into a Claire's Boutique, and now it's a Marine recruiting center.
Mike: Well, they'll find us.