Axl Quote #1043
Quote from Axl in Hoosier Maid
Axl: I'll give you half if you don't tell Sue I have Fluff. She's like a jackal.
Lexie: Sue's my best friend. And I think that's selfish. But I'm starving, so hand it over. Mm.
Axl: You are not subtle.
Lexie: What are you talking about?
Axl: You just happen to be up when I'm up? It's obvious you've been tracking my snack schedule over the past couple days.
Lexie: How can you live in such a small place with such a huge ego?
Axl: Got a hole in the roof.
Lexie: Okay. I'm gonna say this real slow, because I think that will help you. I... do... not... like... you. I don't think about you. I don't look at you. I want to get as far away from you as possible because... [Axl catches Lexie as she slips] Oh! Uh... Next time, just let me fall.
The Middle Quotes
‘Hoosier Maid’ Quotes
Quote from Rusty
Rusty: Now, listen. I got something that'll solve this whole deal. We send all the old people to war. We need somebody to fight the wars, and old people, they need something to do. They're gonna die soon anyway. This way, they go out with a real sense of purpose.
Mike: Yeah. We're not sending Dad to war.
Rusty: Well, I don't see any other option.
Mike: Really? You don't see any other option?
Rusty: Look, we'd all like to think peace would work, but I don't see it happening in our lifetime.
Quote from Big Mike
Rusty: Dad's all better now.
Big Mike: Yeah.
Rusty: He pooped! [laughs]
Mike: You what?
Big Mike: Yeah, the darndest thing is something was gumming up the works. So don't go eyeballing my microwaves. I've still got a few miles left on me.
Mike: So, you're perfectly fine? You went to the john, and now you have no trouble walking at all?
Big Mike: Feel better than ever. [dances] [chuckles] Just like I told you, son. You don't have to worry about me. When the time comes, I'll just walk out into the woods, lie down, and die.
Quote from Frankie
Frankie: Oh, my God. This is life-changing.
Mike: What'd we win?
Frankie: Free maid service twice a week for a month.
Mike: And I let myself get a little bit excited.
Frankie: No, Mike, you don't get it. I have been fighting a losing battle with this house since we moved in, and now someone who is not me is gonna come in here and clean. I mean, our house is gonna have a pine scent at the end of the day, and not from someone spilling the bottle by accident.
Mike: Yeah, we're not doing it. I don't like the idea of some stranger poking around in my stuff.
Frankie: You listen now and you listen good. I'll get rid of you before I get rid of her.
Mike: Fine. Just don't get anybody friendly.