Frankie Quote #1625
Quote from Frankie in Not Mother's Day
Frankie: Well, you are not gonna believe what just happened to me at the store. I forgot my wallet, and this nice man in line bought my chicken for me. He wouldn't even let me pay him back. Isn't that sweet?
Mike: So he was hitting on you?
Brick: Why would anyone hit on Mom?
Frankie: Someone could hit on me.
Sue: So was he?
Frankie: No, he was old. Like 65.
Pat: Oh. 65 is old?
Frankie: Fine. He wasn't old, and he wasn't hitting on me. You're all missing the point of the story.
Axl: All I know is, if I'm buying a woman chicken, I'm expecting something in return.
The Middle Quotes
‘Not Mother's Day’ Quotes
Quote from Axl
Axl: What is the best way to pay myself for all the great things I do? Man, this is hard. I really want to do right by me. Brick, if you were me, what would you get me? You know what? You could never be me, so why even think about it? It's like God talking to an ant.
Quote from Frankie
Sue: Okay, no, Mom. You pushed out Axl's pointy head, and didn't you say that Brick practically destroyed your insides?
Frankie: He did treat my uterus like a rock star in a hotel room. Just trashed the place and left.
Quote from Brick
Mike: Hey, I am thrilled to have my Sunday back, [clears throat] but isn't your mom supposed to come down?
Frankie: Oh, crap. You know what? She'll be fine with my Not Mother's Day. She just wants to see everybody, hang out, maybe have dinner.
Mike: Sounds a lot like Mother's Day.
Frankie: It's completely different. Hey, maybe you kids could make her a card. [kids groan]
Brick: "To the woman who gave birth to the woman who gave birth to me. Love, Brick."
Axl: "And Axl."
Sue: Hey, wait. Can I get in on that?
Axl: Can't put three names on a card, Sue. It's tacky.