Axl Quote #855
Devin: Look, I'm sorry. I don't know. I guess I freaked out and I was kind of probably a jerk about it and didn't give you a chance to talk. So, you know, we should talk.
Axl: Uh, here's the thing. I don't know what Sue said to you, or apparently sang to you, but I didn't think what we were doing here was super serious. I'm not ready to get married. I mean, this is college. I'm not thinking ahead.
Devin: Yes, exactly. It's college. I mean, I don't want to get serious, either. This is supposed to be about you and me hanging out and having fun.
Axl: Exactly. That's all I ever wanted.
Devin: Really? So we're on the same page?
Axl: Completely. [chuckles] As we always have been. So, let's just go back to that with a new additional rule of not listening to anything Sue says again, ever. Hmm?
Devin: Cool.
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