Axl Quote #854
Axl: [to the ants] All right! Come and get it! You guys want to eat pizza, you got to do it out here! You abused your privileges, getting into the nutter butters! You're outside ants now. [sighs] Oh. Hey. I'm just sitting here eating three-day-old pizza and talking to ants. See what you've been missing?
Devin: I saw Sue. She was with her a cappella group. And they sang a song to me about us.
Axl: Oh. Good. And here I was worried she'd make it worse.
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Quote from Frankie
Frankie: All I asked was for you to clean the bathroom! How hard is that?
Brick: Well, if you want to do it properly, you have to get to the root of the problem.
Frankie: Whoa, whoa, whoa, Brick. We are not "root of the problem" people. The surface is where we live. You start chipping away and digging down to the root of everything, the whole place falls apart. The filth and grime is what's holding everything together. You want to see a video of how we fix things? We wipe, we slide, we shove, we close. If a drawer is too full to open, move on to the next one. Never open it again.
Quote from Mike
Brick: I'm beginning to think you only had children because you wanted slaves.
Mike: No, we had them 'cause of beer.
Quote from Brick
Frankie: Really, Brick?
Brick: I'm on it. All I need is a can of high-quality thin-set and a ceramic saw. Randy Poteat on Youtube says, "Y'all got to do it right the first time, or y'all be back at it in 10 years." [whispers] Randy Poteat.