Tag Quote #52
Quote from Tag in Two of a Kind
Frankie: Oh... Oh, great! Oh, you're gonna do it! Okay, wait, hold on. Let me get my phone out so I can record it. Okay.
Tag: Here we go. [sings] Two of a kind
Dutch: Wait, wait, wait. I'm sorry to stop, but you have to be on my left. Wrong side.
Tag: What's the difference? You're handsome on both sides. You're just trying to get in a better position, just like you did on the talent show.
Dutch: Oh, good God. What, do you keep a card catalog of everything I've ever done wrong? I'm terribly sorry to be arguing in your home.
Tag: Eh, don't try to suck up to Mike. Can't drive a wedge between us. The man worships me. We're thick as thieves.
Brick: Interesting fact, the phrase "thick as thieves" was coined in...
Axl: Not now, Brick.
The Middle Quotes
‘Two of a Kind’ Quotes
Quote from Brick
Dutch: But, you know, back in my day, all you needed was an idea to go into business. Today, you need an idea and more degrees than a thermometer.
Brick: That's just crackers on butter.
Dutch: [chuckling] Exactly. What... crackers on what?
Brick: Butter. I decided to make up my own idiom. You see, normally, you put butter on crackers, but this is crackers on butter. It means something doesn't make any sense. I'm really hoping it catches on.
Dutch: That's great, Brick. You're an idea man.
Quote from Frankie
Frankie: Look, Mike, you know I've had a pain in my heart that my dad and his brother have had this rift. And now he's reaching out to him after all these years. You know I always say "you do for family." Well, do before they're dead. That's my new one.
Quote from Tag
Dutch: Come on, Tag. Let's show 'em what we got.
Tag: Can't. Mike's got to take a whiz, and he needs my help getting to the can. I mean, the guy's got a bladder like a spaghetti strainer.