Axl Quote #793
Quote from Axl in Operation Infiltration
Axl: Oh, my God! My sister's coming for the weekend.
Devin: Aw! Lucky.
Axl: Yeah. So lucky.
Devin: Hold up. When you call Sue a loser and tell her she has a face like a butt and if they wrote a book about her, it'd be called "Are you there God? It's me, Dorkaret," you're just joking, right? 'Cause I'm super tight with my family. So, if all that mean stuff was for real and you didn't have a good relationship with your sister, that'd be a deal breaker for me.
Axl: Duh. Obvi, I'm joking. [laughs]
Devin: Oh. [laughs]
Axl: Ah, it's a good thing you get my comedy 'cause if you didn't, that'd be a deal breaker for me. [laughs] Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to text my sis. God, I love her so much.
The Middle Quotes
‘Operation Infiltration’ Quotes
Quote from Mike
Mike: What's it say? What's it say?
Sue: Uh... I don't know. Is this for one year or four years? Oh, my God, how can I go to college if I can't even figure out the financial-aid letter?! [breathing heavily]
Frankie: I see room and board. I see tuition.
Mike: Yes. They're giving us everything we needed! We're poor!
Sue: Whoo!
Frankie: [laughs] Yeah! We did it! Oh!
Sue: Whoo!
Frankie: I told you we were poor enough. I never stopped believing.
Mike: You know, if we'd have worked a little bit harder, none of this would be possible.
Quote from Frankie
Brick: You signed up to chaperone the field trip to the robotics exhibit in Indianapolis on Saturday.
Frankie: Mm, that doesn't sound like me.
Brick: Yeah. Remember back in September when I asked you?
[flashback:]
Brick: Do you want to do the back-to-school breakfast next week?
Frankie: Ew. No.
Brick: Halloween party?
Frankie: Negatory.
Brick: Thanksgiving feed the homeless?
Frankie: Too soon. Don't stop till you hit April. You want to do one of the later ones, so when the school runs out of money, they cancel it.
Quote from Rusty
Mike: Wow. Our old room!
Rusty: He hasn't changed anything from when we were growing up. All this time I've been staying in the tire room, I could have been living here. My dirt! [laughs] Ah, you remember when Pet Rocks took off? Ah. I thought pet dirt would be right behind it. That's seven years of my life I'd like to get back.
[Mike moves a bag to reveal a poster of Farrah Fawcett]
Mike: There she is!
Rusty: Oh, man. That's when pointies meant something. Ha. Now you see them everywhere.