Sue Quote #592

Quote from Sue in Thanksgiving VI

Darrin: Why'd I take the last piece of turkey? I'm such an idiot. I know this is gonna sound crazy, but when I'm with your dad, I get this weird vibe he doesn't like me.
Sue: What?! That's nuts! You're, like, my dad's favorite and so on and so forth and what have you.
Darrin: I don't know. I feel like I'm lagging behind Cindy and Devin Levin.
Sue: No, no, no. He loves you. Everything's fine. The important thing is to not beat yourself up about it and act weird. Just act normal. W-well, but a little bit better. Well, better than you were at being better before, but not so much better that it's weird. The important thing is to not overthink it.

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 ‘Thanksgiving VI’ Quotes

Quote from Axl

Sue: Axl! Did you hear this? Mom and Dad say we're having Thanksgiving at a restaurant.
Axl: Oh. So Mom's not cooking? At last... something to be truly thankful for.

Quote from Frankie

Sue: Mom, I have to talk to you. Darrin did something bad.
Frankie: Don't worry. Dad will get over the turkey thing.
Sue: He told the waiters to sing "Happy Birthday" to Dad.
Frankie: What? Has he lost his mind?!
Sue: I don't know.
Frankie: Listen to me right now. You need to tell me who you talked to and exactly what you said.
Darrin: Uh, I don't know. He was a waiter.
Frankie: What did he look like?
Darrin: He had an apron and a pen.
Frankie: They all have aprons and pens! I need details. Mole on his face, crooked nose... anything.
Darrin: I don't remember.
Frankie: Well, you've got to remember!
Darrin: It's kind of hard to think when you're yelling at me!
Frankie: All right, just... just go and find him... now!

Quote from Sue

Sue: Wait a minute. What's going on? Are we not having Thanksgiving at home this year?
Frankie: Sue, take a look around this place.
Sue: But we have to stay home. Thanksgiving's not Thanksgiving without Frugal Hoosier canned corn, Safeway boxed stuffing, and CVS pumpkin pie.