Mike Quote #697
Quote from Mike in The Wonderful World of Hecks
Brick: I knew we should have stayed at the hotel. Nobody ever does what I want.
Mike: Are you kidding me? I don't want to hear that from any of you. I'll tell you who never gets what he wants... this guy. All I wanted out of this whole trip was to go to Epcot.
Frankie: Oh, you'll get your beer, Mike.
Axl: What is it with you and Epcot?
Mike: You know why I wanted to go to Epcot? 'Cause never in my life will I be able to afford to take your mom to Paris, and I thought this was my one chance. I could take her to Paris and we could have a romantic meal, and that's why I wanted to go to Epcot. Not because of the beer... 'cause I wanted to do something nice for your mom!
All: Aww!
Frankie: Do whatever you want. Take your phones. I'm going to Paris with your dad.
The Middle Quotes
‘The Wonderful World of Hecks’ Quotes
Quote from Brick
Brick: Oh, look. I found the store that sells the Disney merchandise. How lucky is that? [chuckles] I'll take this one, Timothy.
Timothy: Would you like us to embroider it for you? We have three different fonts to choose from.
Frankie: Oh, no. He said the "F" word.
[one hour later:]
Brick: Hmm. The basic font is easier to read, but I do like the fun font. Yep, fun. Definitely fun.
Timothy: Great choice. Uh, now all you have to do is pick a color. We have gold, black, dark pink, white, red.
[thirty minutes later:]
Brick: Thank you, Timothy. I appreciate your patience with all my thread questions... Unlike my family. [sighs] I just need to check one last thing. All right. [reads a book] Whew! No ear shadow.
Quote from Brick
Brick: Excuse me, Kimberly. Sorry to interrupt, but I'm looking for a specific kind of hat. Let me describe it to you. It's kind of a felty, black, half-moon shape with these rounded appendages that are, I guess you could say, ear-like.
Mike: She knows the hat, Brick. They're called Mickey ears.
Brick: If you don't mind, Dad. You drove us six states in the wrong direction, and she works here, so...
Nurse: I'm familiar with the hat.
Brick: Great. Now, this hat... Would it be available for purchase in the park?
Quote from Frankie
Frankie: [v.o.] They say even a broken clock is right twice a day, and if anybody was our family's broken clock, it's Sue.