Brick: I'm going all soups. I love their soups. Thousand Island, ranch, blue cheese...
Sue: Brick, those are salad dressings.
Brick: No, I don't think so. They have ladles and bowls right next to them.

Reverend Deveaux: Whoa, whoa, whoa. W-we're just getting started. What this team needs now is one more big huddle, where we lay out some goals...
Axl: No! No way! Look, I don't know what you think is happening here, but I got to tell you, this is not a family in crisis or whatever. Like, at all. I mean, yeah, some of the time, we can't stand each other, and if my sister goes to my college, I will be forced to change my name and get a cheap Mexican face transplant, but we are tight. We hang with each other and we goof on each other and we crack each other up, and we're always there for each other. I-I think that's because we have parents who every day, a million times a day show us what being a family is really all about. I mean, they have our backs, and we have theirs. And isn't that the whole point? Just having each other's backs? I mean, right? That's... basically what Jesus is saying. I know it's not pretty to look at, but we get the job done. It's like a... like a crappy-looking football team that manages to win 10 games every season. We win ugly. It's just how we roll.
Reverend Deveaux: Wow! Well said, Axl. To have a-a young man back up his team like that gets me right here. I really feel that. You know, I don't, uh... throw this type of compliment around often, but you guys are such a tight-knit group... You remind me... of the '87 Browns. Best of luck, Heck family. Go get 'em.

Sue: Oh! And then, one time, someone called asking us to participate in a short survey, and I told them we were busy, but we weren't. I totally could have taken the survey.
[later:]
Sue: I was voting for the Teen Choice Awards, and I voted twice. I just love Kaley Cuoco so much. [Reverend Deveaux turns a lamp on] Thank you.