Axl: Ooh. Baby sister's looking at colleges. Let's see. Purdue-- Pur-don't. IU-- I don't see you getting in there. Wait. No. No, no, no! Don't even think about it! East Indiana State is my school! Mom, Dad, make her stop! Seriously! [puts the brochure down the garbage disposal]
Sue: You know, I-I can go wherever I want, Axl. You can't stop me from thinking about it. I'm thinking about it right now!
Axl: What?
Sue: In fact, I'm gonna be thinking about it all day!
Axl: No. Make her stop thinking about it. Make her-
Sue: [sings] Oh, East Indiana, we will fight for you
Axl: No! That's not-
Sue: [sings] East Indiana, we will always be true
Axl: Don't sing our fight song!