Axl Quote #615
Quote from Axl in The Carpool
Zoe: You were really on it today with that answer.
Axl: Well, yeah. Well, you know? Space... that's where everything's headed. Good to know about it.
Zoe: I mean, you really seemed to be knowledgeable, and I'm just dying in there. Ah, sorry. I've got my roommate's bra on, and she's, like, way smaller than me. [removes bra] Anyway, I'm so behind, and I was wondering, would you like to start a study group?
Hutch: Oh, uh, he's not even...
Axl: Yes, sure. Definitely. I love to study. And I especially like to do it in a group.
Zoe: Okay, great. We'll figure out the details after class tomorrow. This will be awesome. See you later.
Axl: Bye.
Hutch: Yeah. That sure will be awesome. But you do know you're not in this class?
Axl: Oh, I am now.
The Middle Quotes
‘The Carpool’ Quotes
Quote from Axl
Hutch: Damn. I was gonna hit you, but it looked like somebody beat me to it. What's going on? I haven't seen you in days.
Axl: I'm dying here, man. I'm crapping out in my real classes 'cause I'm spending so much time studying for a class I'm not even taking just to hook up with a girl. Now, when I say it out loud, it does actually make sense. I can't keep this up. Kenny, you got to help me, man. You got to help me, Kenny! Kenny!
Hutch: Hey, game over, man. Time to pull the rip cord. You got to come clean with this chick.
Axl: No. It's been so long since I touched a girl, Hutch. I thought when I came to college, it'd be this buffet of women from all around the world... Kentucky, Illinois, Northern Illinois but it isn't, man. It just isn't!
Hutch: Okay!
Axl: [feels pulse] What does a heart attack feel like?
Quote from Frankie
Frankie: [v.o.] Axl was lucky. He only had one person mad at him. I had three.
[Bill honks his car horn outside]
Frankie: Damn it! I let you stay up late to watch the finale of Shark Tank after you promised me you would wake up early! What are you doing?
Brick: I'm jazzing up breakfast with a banana.
Frankie: Oh, no. Breakfast is over. Here. You can have it for lunch.
Mike: Axl says he can't go to the game 'cause he's boning up for some big astronomy test. Did you know he was taking astronomy?
Frankie: Of course I know he's taking astronomy. I'm his mother.
Quote from Frankie
[Nancy honks her car horn outside]
Frankie: Damn it! I let you stay up late to watch Undercover Boss 'cause you said you could handle it. Now, where are your shoes?!
Brick: I was hoping you'd know.