Frankie Quote #1165
Quote from Frankie in War of the Hecks
[When the door handle rattles, Mike and Colin Firth move apart from each other on the couch. Colin Firth starts barking]
Mike: I'm trying to watch the game. You want to get your dog?
Frankie: Colin Firth. Colin Firth? [the dog doesn't move] Toffee? [the dog goes to Frankie] Oh, crap. Yeah, so, I have some bad news. Well, good news for you, I guess. This isn't our dog.
Mike: What are you talking about?
Frankie: [sighs] It's Dr. Goodwin's. His dog ran away two months ago, and Colin Firth is the exact description of him. So, we have to take him back to Dr. Goodwin's 'cause he belongs to him. You believe that baloney?
Mike: Oh. Well... good. Looks like it all worked out, then.
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Quote from Brick
Axl: Hey, buddy! How would you like to play this new game I invented? I call it "Extreme Room Makeover, Brick Edition." Ahh!
Brick: If it's anything like your other games, "Hamper Hostage", "Drier Ride", and "Toilet Explorer", I think I'll pass. Besides, I've got a new book I'm very excited about and wish not to be disturbed.
Axl: Unsinkable by Debbie Reynolds?
Brick: It's on the branch librarian's list of winter must-reads. She was dead-on about Nora Ephron's I Feel Bad About My Neck, and this is supposed to be just as good.
Axl: Mm, okay. Here's the thing, Brick. [clears throat] It's not exactly a choice. Now, you can help me, or your book can be the next contestant on Toilet Explorer, and I'm guessing it's really not that unsinkable.
Quote from Brick
Brick: Sorry, Margie. Just not my cup of tea. I don't think I'm the target audience. Really looking forward to Secrets Of The Ya-Ya Sisterhood, though. [whispers] Ya-Ya.
Quote from Axl
[Brick holds up a CD of Mariah Carey's "Merry Christmas" album]
Axl: Keep.
Brick: Keep?
Axl: Whatever. Just keep. I don't care. Just keep it.