Frankie Quote #1162
Quote from Frankie in War of the Hecks
Frankie: [groans] I didn't mean to be out so late. Turns out Dr. Goodwin has a long story about everything. On the plus side, I brought you dinner.
Mike: Well, that's something. All I could find in the fridge is an old jar of salsa and Axl's pants. Blue cheese?
Frankie: Dr. Goodwin likes it. And, hey, if you don't want it there's a dog here that would be more than happy to eat it.
Mike: Yeah, speaking of that, you can't go out carousing with your boss till 9:00 at night when you got a dog here that needs to be walked.
Frankie: Look, Dr. Goodwin's a billion times nicer than Mr. Ehlert, but he could still fire me, Mike. I'm really not that good at my job.
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Quote from Brick
Axl: Hey, buddy! How would you like to play this new game I invented? I call it "Extreme Room Makeover, Brick Edition." Ahh!
Brick: If it's anything like your other games, "Hamper Hostage", "Drier Ride", and "Toilet Explorer", I think I'll pass. Besides, I've got a new book I'm very excited about and wish not to be disturbed.
Axl: Unsinkable by Debbie Reynolds?
Brick: It's on the branch librarian's list of winter must-reads. She was dead-on about Nora Ephron's I Feel Bad About My Neck, and this is supposed to be just as good.
Axl: Mm, okay. Here's the thing, Brick. [clears throat] It's not exactly a choice. Now, you can help me, or your book can be the next contestant on Toilet Explorer, and I'm guessing it's really not that unsinkable.
Quote from Brick
Brick: Sorry, Margie. Just not my cup of tea. I don't think I'm the target audience. Really looking forward to Secrets Of The Ya-Ya Sisterhood, though. [whispers] Ya-Ya.
Quote from Axl
[Brick holds up a CD of Mariah Carey's "Merry Christmas" album]
Axl: Keep.
Brick: Keep?
Axl: Whatever. Just keep. I don't care. Just keep it.