Sue Quote #394
Sue: Isn't this place amazing? Passports, marriage licenses, jury duty... it's like all of life in one building. You can do anything here.
Mike: Except sit down. Or park for free.
Sue: It's so cool.
Frankie: [v.o.] And it was cool... all day long. They went upstairs when they were at the wrong window, they went downstairs when they had the wrong form. And they went home when Sue forgot her birth certificate. Yep, it was definitely cool.
The Middle Quotes
‘The Name’ Quotes
Quote from Sue
Sue: Nope. Did not get it.
Frankie: Oh, well, not everybody passes the first time.
Sue: Yeah. Apparently, they have this list of infractions, that if you do any of them, it's an automatic fail.
Frankie: Mm.
Sue: Speeding, failing to obey signs, backing over a curb, running off the road...
Frankie: What did you do?
Sue: All that.
Mike: She even clipped the side of the building. They're adding that to the list for next year.
Sue: Right.
Quote from Axl
Axl: Does it have to be a name? What about a sound, like... "uch"?
Sue: You can't have a name that's a sound.
Axl: Why not? It's what people always say anyway. "Hey, look, here comes Sue. Uch." Think it might work. U-C-H. "Uch."
Brick: Wouldn't "uch" start with an "E"?
Axl: Mm. Maybe a silent "Y."
Frankie: Her name's not gonna be "uch."
Quote from Brick
Sue: Okay, guys, I have been making a list of my new middle names, and I will now present to you the top candidates.
Janet: Oh, yay. This is fun.
Sue: "Bijou."
Axl: Gesundheit.
Mike: I like "Bijou."
Brick: I like "Gesundheit."
Frankie: Yeah, what else you got?
Sue: Okay, next name, "Coco."
Mike: Okay. "Coco" it is. Done and done.
Brick: How committed are you to Sue? 'Cause I think "Coco Gesundheit" is a great name.
Frankie: Sue's not changing her name to "Coco Gesundheit."