Axl Quote #470

Quote from Axl in Valentine's Day IV

Axl: [snaps fingers] Wait a sec. There's a lot of guys wanting to get out of relationships before Valentine's Day, right? That way, they can avoid spending all that money and taking things to the next level.
Sean: Go on.
Axl: I will. Breaking up in person's horrible, and the text dump can be forwarded, land you on the douche list, so what if we did it?
Sean: Did what?
Axl: What if guys paid us to break up with the girls for them? Huh? Boss Co. breakup service. [Sean and Darrin laugh]
Darrin: Okay. Explain it to me one more time.

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 ‘Valentine's Day IV’ Quotes

Quote from Axl

Axl: Look, Sean, it's just a business, all right? These girls are gonna get broken up with anyway. If we didn't do it, somebody else would've. This way, we build a successful company, sell it to the Chinese, buy some recording time, cut a hit album, rock the planet, then start a men's fragrance line.
Sean: Yeah, but at what cost?
Darrin: I agree with Sean. All this money is covered in tears.

Quote from Darrin

Sean: This is it? I thought you said Boss Co. would be in the black by now.
Darrin: Is black the good one or the bad one?
Axl: Look, we really ate it, trying to get that possum out of the garage. Between Darrin's stitches and the rabies shots, we got hosed.
Darrin: I can still see those pink eyes coming at me.
Axl: That's it, dudes. We're broke. And we can't lay anybody off, 'cause we're all bosses.
Darrin: How can we be so powerful and powerless at the same time?

Quote from Frankie

Frankie: [v.o.] Dear Brick, I wanted to take a minute, on this day devoted to love, to let you know that even though I may not be able to find any of your art projects, you are always in my heart. I'm sorry I'm the kind of mom who's tired all the time, and I know I'm not the most organized person in the world. Maybe I'm lazy. I don't know. But here's the thing. This is the mom you got. I'm not perfect. I'm flawed... pretty darn flawed. But I hope you'll read this and always remember that on Valentine's Day 2013, your mom wanted you to know how much she loves you. Happy Valentine's Day, sweetie. All my love forever. Mom.
[Brick smiles and tosses the card in the trash]