Axl Quote #429

Quote from Axl in Christmas Help

Brick: What is this?
Sue: Mom?
Axl: Is this a joke?
Frankie: Okay, those are from the JJ Macky Christmas mailer, and they represent presents to come.
Axl: A Camaro? Awesome!
Frankie: Turn it around.
Axl: A shirt?

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