Axl Quote #327
Quote from Axl in Get Your Business Done
Pastor Watkins: Welcome. Welcome, brothers and sisters. I begin today with, um, sorrowful tidings. Our beloved friend and fellow parishioner, brother Darnell Simms, passed away yesterday. Oh, but I consider myself blessed to have an opportunity to have seen brother Darnell one final time before he joined the Almighty. And as I sat there with him at the end of his far, far too short 96 years. I-I asked him, said, "Brother Darnell, did you get your business done?" And do you know what he said?
Man: I do not!
Woman #1: Pray tell us!
Axl: Sweet. We can talk at this church.
Mike: Not you.
The Middle Quotes
‘Get Your Business Done’ Quotes
Quote from Frankie
Frankie: I figured it out, Mike, and here's the thing... I was being too selfish. The only one who benefits from my beading is me.
Mike: Agreed.
Frankie: So then I got to thinking, maybe my business should be other people's business.
Mike: Uh-huh.
Frankie: Look at this. I Googled the word "sad," and a million things came up. Orphans, stray animals, old people... The whole world needs my help.
Mike: Your shirt's inside out.
Frankie: Here's what I'm thinking. Kids love animals. Old people love kids. Why are we still building separate orphanages, pounds, and retirement homes? Seriously, let's get them together. Why hasn't anybody thought of this before? Huh? That's what I'm gonna do. I am gonna build the world's first super-shelter. First... I gotta pick a location. Something that's convenient for both humans and animals. Then I gotta get bids from contractors and sign up volunteers. Oh, well, first I need to write a grant proposal. [gasps] I gotta call congress.
Quote from Brick
Brick: Finally, someone who can explain water-into-wine. Without modern sanitation, wine had less germs. Duh.
Quote from Brick
Brick: Game.
Axl: Rematch!
Brick: I've already given you a hundred rematches. I'm retiring my paddle.
Axl: Okay, just hear me out. If you beat me, I'll do your homework for a month.
Brick: Thanks, but I'd like to see the fifth grade.
Axl: Okay, I won't make you do my homework for a month.
Brick: Throw in this guitar pick, and you're on.
Axl: Fine, but what do you want my pick for?
Brick: Oh, I like to lick it. This way, I don't have to do it in secret anymore.